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>>>It is good to be a woman:
>>>1. We got off the Titanic first.
>>>2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder
>>>excuses.
>>>3 Taxis stop for us.
>>>4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
>>>5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.
>>>6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
>>>7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
>>>8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
>>>9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates
>>>are still there.
>>>10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
>>>11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
>>>12. If we marry someone 20 years younger , we are aware that we will look
>>>like an idiot.
>>>13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
>>>14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
>>>15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence
>>>because they aren't listening anyway.
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